this is not my story:

while my friend was hanging with an class of young Kazakh students they were playing a game to learn in English. The game was to describe an animal in English and have everyone guess your animal. After such selections as the long necked giraffe and the elephant with a trunk one of the older helpers wanted to go and the following was his description:

17 yr old student: it lives in a labyrynth. It has the body of a man and the head of a beast. it eats greek people. What is my creature?

joe: come on, the kids are like 9! how would they know that?

17 year old student: its not my fault if they cant speak good english.